Rules of Fight Club

1.    You do not talk about Fight Club

2.    You do not talk about Fight Club

3.    Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over

4.    Only two guys to a fight

5.    One fight at a time

6.    No shirts, no shoes

7.    Fights will go on as long as they have to

8.    If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight

 

 

 

Rules of Project Mayhem

1.    You do not ask questions

2.    You do not ask questions

 

-In Project Mayhem members have no names

-In death a member of Project Mayhem has a name

 

Tyler Durden

*    Oxygen gets you high.

*     Soap, the yardstick of civilization.

*     We’re consumers, we’re the byproduct of a lifestyle of obsession.

*     It’s all going down man.

*     I say, never be complete. I say, never be perfect.  Lets evolve. 

*     Things you own end up owning you.

*     How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?

*     We’re a generation of men raised by women.  I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer?

*     Self-improvement is masturbation.

*     Self-destruction might be the answer.

*     Reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.

*     Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

*     Have you considered the posablity that God does not like you, he never wanted you, in all probability He hates you.

*     Fuck damnation, Fuck redemption. We are God’s unwanted children, so be it.

*     You have to know, not fear, know that someday you will die.

*     Its only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

*     Advertising has us chasing cars and closes, working jobs be hate to buy shit we don’t need.

*     Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression in our lives.

*     You’re not your job, you’re not the contents of your wallet.

*     We’re the all singing all dancing crap of the world.

*     Like the first monkey ready to be launched in to space. Space-monkey, ready to sacrifice himself you the greater good.

*     You are not special.  You are not a beautiful unique snowflake.

*     You need to forget what you know, about like, about friendship,

*     You need to know the answer to this question, “If you were to die how would you feel about you’re life?”

*     Hitting rock bottom isn’t a weekend retreat, it’s not a seminar.

*     Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

 

Who would you fight?

Celebrity: Ernest Hemingway

Historical Figure: Abraham Lincoln

 

   

Jack

*    Losing all hope was Freedom.

*    Ever evening I died and every evening I was born again, resurrected.

*     Her lie reflected my lie.

*    When people think you’re dying they really really listen to you.

*    This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.

*    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

*    On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

*    Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

*    Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight.

*    No fear, no distractions.

*    Why does a weaker person need to latch onto a stronger person?

*    It’s called a change over, the movie goes on and no one in the audience has any idea.

 

Who would you fight?

Celebrity: William Shatner

Historical Figure: Gandhi

 

   

 

Marla Singer

*     I can die at any moment, the tragedy is that I don’t.

*     My god, I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school

*     The condom is the glass slipper of out civilization

*     You’re Dr. Jackal and Mr. Jackass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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