The Dude

• I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me.

• They peed on my fucking rug.

• I hate the fucking Eagles.

• Fuck it.

• I could be here will just pee stains on my rug, but no man.

• Fuck sympathy, I don’t need your fucking sympathy. I need my Johnson.

• All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.

• You’re not wrong; you’re just an asshole.

• Strikes and gutters, ups ad downs.

• The Dude abides.

 Walter

• Life does not stop and start at your convenience.

• This is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.

• If you will it, it is no dream.

• Am I wrong!

• Say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, at least it’s an e-thought.

• Germans, nothing ever changes.

• What’s mine is mine.

• Mark it ZERO! !

• Shut the fuck up Donny.

• You want a toe? I can get you a toe.  There are ways Dude, believe me.

• Pacifism is nothing to hide behind.

• The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

• Without a hostage there is no ransom.  That’s what ransom is.  Those are the fucking rules.

• Once a plan gets too complex everything can go wrong.

• Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps.

• Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.

jesus

• Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

• You ready to be fucked man.

• It don’t matter to Jesus.

• You don’t fool Jesus.

• You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes.  I’ll take it from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucken’ trigger ‘till it goes click.

The Stranger

• Sometimes there’s a man, he’s the man for his time and place, he fits right in there

• Sometimes you get the bar, and well, sometimes the bar, he gets you.

• It’s good knowing he’s out there, the Dude, taken it easy for all us sinners.

• Catch you later on down the trail.